Cari Creambottom is a lonely, single, and overworked 25-year-old Christmas elf with a problem. On the verge of getting fired from Santa’s Workshop, she’s sent on a special mission to redeem herself. With Christmas right around the corner, she must retrieve a unique kind of eggnog produced by a very unique spirit only known as The Peppermint Queen. But it’s going to take a lot more than asking ‘pretty please’ before she gives up her precious drink. The Queen is a futanari elf, an insatiable creature that wants nothing more than feasting her carnal desires on a virgin elf such as Cari. Sexually inexperienced, Cari allies herself with a former elven officer that’s talented in more ways than one. They soon find out the deck has been stacked against them on all fronts. Together, the pair embark on an erotic journey that boasts high fantasy action, romance, and humor.